!@#$%&*?!

Oh my god. I actually got my period today. I made it 2 years and 4 months without, now I can't believe I have to do this EVERY MONTH! Are you shitting me? I don't even know how to handle this situation anymore. Can someone please check on me in a few days and make sure I haven't bled to death? Thanks. I'll be on the couch stuffing my face with chocolate.