inappropriate but funny

Do you want to know how obsessed I am with breastfeeding? Last weekend Jer told me that I was trying to breastfeed him in my sleep! Apparently he woke up because I was holding my boob and trying to put it in his mouth, while holding his head with my other hand. For the record, I don’t remember any of it. But I do dream a lot about breastfeeding, and always wake up wondering where Ivy is. I know I’ve woken up before rubbing Jer’s head and wondering why Ivy had stubbly hair.

Thought you all could use a good laugh at my expense.